Edmund P. McKrackin

Edmund. P. McKrackin
The Golden Dwarf of Rolbor.
Aliases	High Father Priest of Rolbor, Keeper of the Scroll of the Restoration of the Book of Grudges & Witness to the Binding of such, Don't ask what the 'P' stands for, of Clan Graybeard, member of the Unlikely Companions. The Purple Bass.
Relatives	Died in unfortunate toilet excavation project.
Affiliation	Church of Rolbor, Adventuring Dwarves, Unlikely Companions.
Biographical information
Quote	"When the sun goes away, Edmund says 'nay'!" - "Porridge equals Knowledge" - "Fup off sun".
Marital status	Himiltrude of Clan Greybeard.
Date of birth	~ 963
Place of birth	Hold of Clan Graybeard beneath Norvic. In a dwarven pub.
Date of death	When the stone takes him.
Place of death	In the shared bed of the above mentioned dwarf lady he hopes.
Physical description
Species	Dwarf.
Gender	Male.
Height	4'8"
Weight	200 Ibs.
Eye color	Blue/Gray.

Edmund likes to play him drum. Smudge made his drum. He also likes to have bells on him at all times. Smudge made these too. Expert cart impersonator. 100% knows how to sing. Doesn't like goblins. Likes to adventure with dwarves but settles for halfings in a pinch. Has been known to discipline Gooseberry - It was for her own good.

Voted 'most likely to die on the toilet' at his nursery at the age of 15.

Good friends with Smudge Icklesmith & Gooseberry (when she behaves) and his pet snake Albert. Decent friends with most other people he meets.

Has a fine dwarven wife called Himiltrude, she's the reason he has a bad back..

His best friend, Ragnar the Forgetful, died in 1018 at the hands of Githasians (that are now all dead and died quite horrifically thankfully). Often forgetting, never forgotten. </3

Some people say he's a bit loud, but that's only because they don't have hair in their ears.

Former member to both the Unlikely Companions and later of House Briarthorn.

Rolbor know he tires his best. It's all he can ask.

Retired in Drawing of 1019, to tend a shrine in the village of Ling with Mother Militant Smudge Icklesmith, Gooseberry of Clan sailbearer and his wife, Himiltrude.